Legs gone halfway up. Lungs burning on the climbs. Knees shot on the way down.
We fix all three β in 12 weeks.
Not sure where you stand? Check your readiness β free, 2 min βRefunds issued so far: 0
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Built by a personal trainer with a decade in exercise physiology
Not a faceless app β meet me below
The Alpines is a 12-week training programme that lives in an app on your phone. It turns regular humans into the kind of people who hike all day and summit without wanting to die.
Sunday stroll up a hill? A proper Munro day? Multi-day hut-to-hut adventure? We get you there.
Β£50 one-time. 12 weeks of training. 30-day guarantee.
Your workouts, progress, and tracking in your pocket.
Follow the plan. Show up stronger at the trailhead.
Every workout planned, every rep counted β written by a personal trainer who actually hikes, not a robot who thinks burpees are fun. Just show up and do what the app says.
Workouts progress every 5 weeks so you don't plateau, and the app tracks every session. Not stronger in 30 days? Full refund.
Stuck on an exercise? Ask the coach directly in the app and a real person replies. Revolutionary, we know.
Four things that separate the βletβs turn backβ people from the βletβs push to the topβ people. We train all four.
Your legs currently have a turn-back point. We move it past the summit β and get you down the other side without your knees filing a complaint.
That gasping, stopping-every-50-metres feeling on the climb? Gone. Keep a conversation going while your friends gulp for air.
Full day pack, water, questionable amount of snacks. Your back won't break and your shoulders won't scream. Pack mule mode: activated.
A big day shouldn't cost you the rest of the week. Recovery protocols that mean tomorrow doesn't feel like death β and you can still walk down the stairs.
Use the free Trip Readiness Calculator for an honest assessment of how prepared you are β and exactly what you can still do about it.
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βI got tired of watching people turn back short of the summit, then ache for a week afterwards.β
Hi, I'm Paul. I spent a decade as a personal trainer with a background in exercise physiology β and I kept watching the same thing happen. People save up for the trip of a lifetime, then spend half of it wrecked: legs gone by lunch, lungs on fire, knees screaming the next morning.
Generic gym programmes don't fix it. They don't train the specific things the mountains ask of you β leg endurance that lasts all day, cardio that copes with altitude, a back that carries the pack, and recovery that lets you go again tomorrow.
So I built The Alpines: the exact 12-week plan I'd give a client preparing for a big trip, in an app, for Β£50. No team of marketers, no AI-generated filler β just me, the science, and a guarantee. If you're not measurably stronger in 30 days, I'll refund you. No questions.
β Paul, founder of The Alpines
You'll spend more on one guided day on the hill than three months of getting actually good at it.
The full programme, self-guided
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12 weeks. Β£50 one-time. If you're not stronger after 30 days, full refund. No questions asked.
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